Patron of Couches – JD Vance Plush Throw Blanket
Patron of Couches – JD Vance Plush Throw Blanket
| 50" × 60" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 50.00 |
| Height, in | 60.00 |
Cozy up with satire. The Patron of Couches – JD Vance plush throw blanket combines bold political humor with real, everyday comfort. Designed to be as soft as it is eye-catching, this blanket is perfect for couches, chairs, beds, or anywhere you want a little warmth and a little commentary.
With a rich, high-detail print and a medium heavy-weight feel, it drapes comfortably while making a statement. Whether you’re watching the news, reading, or just lounging, this throw delivers comfort without taking itself too seriously.
Product Features
- Available in 100% polyester or 83% polyester / 17% spandex for soft feel and detailed prints
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (≈300 g/m²) for a plush texture and good drape
- High-detail, vibrant one-sided print
- Double-needle topstitching for reinforced, durable edges
- Meets safety and compliance standards for flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, and formaldehyde
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Hand washing will help extend the quality and softness of the product
Perfect for home use, gifting, or as a conversation-starting accent piece.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product